If you like Halloween, you'll love monkey warfare. It's ideal for people uptight about guns, bombs and other children's toys, and allows for imaginative forms of protesting, many of which will become myth, hence duplicated and enlarged upon. A syringe (minus the needle) or a cooking baster can be filled with a dilute solution of epoxy glue. Get the two tubes in a hardware store and squeeze into a small bottle of rubbing alcohol. Shake real good and pour into the baster or syringe. You have about thirty minutes before the mixture gets too hard to use. Go after locks, parking meters, and telephones.
You can fuck up the companies that use IBM cards by buying a cheap punch or using an Exacto knife and cutting an extra hole in the card before you return it with your payment. By the way, when you return payments always pay a few cents under or over. The company has to send you a credit or another bill and it screws up their bookkeeping system. Remember, always bend, fold, staple or otherwise mutilate the card. By the way if you ever find yourself in a computer room during a strike, you might want to fuck up the school records. You can do this by passing a large magnet or portable electro-magnet rapidly back and forth across the reels of tape, thus erasing them. And don't miss the tour of the IBM plant, either.
Another good bit is to rent a safe deposit box (only about $7.00 a year) in a bank using a phony name. That usually only need a signature and don't ask for identification. When you get a box, deposit a good size dead fish inside the deposit box, close it up and return it to its proper niche. From then on, forget about it. Now think about it, in a few months there is going to be a hell-of-a-smell from your small investment. dumpster diving is a yippie tradition
"A Yippie is a Hippie that's been beaten by the cops"
Welcome to the website of the Yippie Museum Cafe and Gift shop and the Lenny Bruce Academy of Sick Comedy We are located in Greenwich Village at 9 Bleecker Street between Bowery and Elizabeth CALL 212-677-5918.
Yippie Museum is chartered by the Board of Regents of New York State and exists to preserve the history of the Youth International Party including the Zippies! The Yippie Museum Cafe is dedicated to bringing you the best in American counterculture. Everyone who does their thing here gets a drug test and if they pass we kick their ass out, however, no alcohol is sold nor can you bring any in. Kids are welcome. This page contains hidden links. The Yippie Museum is sponsored by the Meyer Lansky Foundation and the Bugsy Siegel Charitable Family Trust and by viewers like you!
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SENATORIAL CANDIDATE RANDY CREDICO EVERY THURS 8:30 Credico is as close to Lenny Bruce as you are going to get.Credico takes on undercover police who target pot smokers. You can see him live every Thursday right here at the Yippie Museum Cafe website.
Thank you Roseanne Barr for guest appearance at Lenny Bruce Comedy Club
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This is the online window into the events, performances, discussions, and direct messages from the reknown Yippie Museum & Cafe located @ 9 Bleecker St, New York City, NY, curated by the infamous AJ WEBERMAN . Stay TUNED for regular upcoming programs from "The Pie Man" and more Yippie legends & favorites!
Thanks to Wiggle Puppy Productions for helping us out with our media consulting (including the building of this channel). Check out their Ustream channel WPPTV where you can find recordings from The Ibogaine Forum 2009.
A NIGHT OF COMEDY WITH NYC COUNCIL MEMBER DAVID WEPRIN Barry Weintraub, comedian a "funny pundit."
A Whitney Brown, a writer and humorist "insubordination," and comedian/writer/actress Vanessa Hollingshead. Click HERE for more info.
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TUES JUNE 23
The United Sound Orchestra inc. and friends
WED JUNE 24
radical, gypsy version of Macbeth open the doors at 7:00, show at 7:30, dancing at 9:00 and everybody out by 10:00.
THURS JUNE 25
COMEDY NIGHT 10pm onward?
Weal + Woe feat Aaron Kruziki -alto sax, Dov Manksi -wurli, Will Graefe -guitar, Kai Ando- bass, Matt Rousseau -drums.
Friday June 26th 2009
SAAS Art Reception to start out the night with DJ L*Ement. Then go into Live Bands like POWERJAM & maybe another group from New Jersey called ATM
Devin Waldman (alto saxophone); Damon Hankoff (piano); Martin Heslop (bass); Daniel Gelinas (drums)... some of the finer musicians of Montréal playing some very fine original compositions. PLUS WEAL & WOE
WED AUGUST 26
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THURS AUGUST 27
COMEDY ALL NIGHT
FRI AUGUST 28
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SAT AUGUST 29
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MONDAY AUGUST 31
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FRI OCT 2ND
HARMOLODIC BASTARDS AT 8 PM SORTILEGES FEAT VIRGINA TATE AT 9PM AND ANDREW LAMB AT 10PM
OCT 24
10 pm will be 'the dogon duo' feat ; andrew lamb and warren smith
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